Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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