I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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