I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
