He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize