Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day