chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.