It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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