He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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