just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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