is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
