I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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