I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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