I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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