I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Randomize
