i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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