Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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