Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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