ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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