Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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