do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Come share oat with me in your robe
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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