well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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