People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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