I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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