he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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