I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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