why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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