Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
