how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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