She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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