You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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