It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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