We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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