So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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