sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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