This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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