the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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