is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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