I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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