How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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