Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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