she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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