Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
