If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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