i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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