Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i believe in u and ur pee
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