Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
