the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
vagina is talking i cant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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