so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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