Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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