I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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