i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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