I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I party with great urgency now.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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