I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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