the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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